The Editor-in-Chief At MissPrint checks out his brand new VTM.
The 56 word NON-edit from the MsPrint:
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From the VTM.
The 56 word NON-edit from the MissPrint:
We recently acquired a brand new Vedic Time Machine [VTM], of the sort that our ancestors used to inject the “Purushukta Verses” in the Rig Veda, or the Gita into the Mahabharata. While it cannot alter history like the ones used by Vedic Brahmins yet, it does enable our busy Editor-in-Chief, to shoot back and forth in time, to cover important historic events, setting forth a new trend in modern journalism.
With this short introduction to the VTM, we give you a fly-on-the-wall, eye witness report, on the speech of the Fuhrer, on the 6th anniversary of his appointment as Chancellor of Germany, in the Reichstag, on 30th January, 1939. LIVE!
“In connection with the Jewish question I have this to say: it is a shameful spectacle to see how the whole democratic world is oozing sympathy for the poor tormented Jewish people, but remains hard-hearted and obdurate when it comes to helping them which is surely, in view of its attitude, an obvious duty. The arguments that are brought up as an excuse for not helping them actually speak for us Germans and Italians.”
Good old political rhetoric, for which the duo, Hitler and Himmler, are richly famous. Rightly, they appeal to the world for help for the Jews. Wine and cheese liberals may quibble over who threatens the Jews, but the fact remains that the jews need help, and the duo astutely lay the onus for saving the Jews in Germany on the world. Brilliant political maneuver. Astute strategy.
“For hundreds of years Germany was good enough to receive these elements, although they possessed nothing except infectious political and physical diseases. What they possess today, they have by a very large extent gained at the cost of the less astute German nation by the most reprehensible manipulations.”
While it is true there was no Germany in the times that the Fuhrer refers to, everybody knows there were German people, scattered all over Northern Europe, waiting to be united. The Jews settled in these lands in unsettled times. The Jewish question is a question of history, and the world must cooperate with the duo, in settling the issue finally. Are the duo wrong is pleading for a final solution?
“Today we are merely paying this people what it deserves. When the German nation was, thanks to the inflation instigated and carried through by Jews, deprived of the entire savings which it had accumulated in years of honest work, when the rest of the world took away the German nation's foreign investments, when we were divested of the whole of our colonial possessions, these philanthropic considerations evidently carried little noticeable weight with democratic statesmen.”
The Fuhrer referred to the hyper-inflationary epoch that devastated the land in the aftermath of WW-I. The propertied benefitted from it, as did the Jews, who were propertied as well. Nothing wrong in pointing to facts. The world needs to note the sacrifices made by the German people in starting WW-I.
“Above all, German culture, as its name alone shows, is German and not Jewish, and therefore its management and care will be entrusted to members of our own nation. If the rest of the world cries out with a hypocritical mien against this barbaric expulsion from Germany of such an irreplaceable and culturally eminently valuable element, we can only be astonished at the conclusions they draw from this situation.”
Astutely, the duo rightly point out that Germany can only be for Germans.
“One thing I should like to say on this day which may be memorable for others as well as for us Germans: In the course of my life I have very often been a prophet, and have usually been ridiculed for it. During the time of my struggle for power it was in the first instance the Jewish race which only received my prophecies with laughter when I said that I would one day take over the leadership of the State, and with it that of the whole nation, and that I would then among many other things settle the Jewish problem.”
Wine and cheese liberals may read all sorts of conspiracies into these words, but who in in his right senses, can object to Germany being managed by Germans, or the the Fuhrer’s clarion call to Europe to finally settle the Jewish question? Surely, Jews in their own interest, need to resolve issues and settle down finally?
Editor-in-Chief,
From the VTM.